Dalia is Cheating On You

If this Dalia character is beginning to grow on you, then you possibly have the brain of a bird. And by the brain of a bird, I mean you don't have one. Nope, not even the size of a peanut.

If you hadn't already suspected that Dalia is cheating on you, look at this picture.

The Petition

If you are not sick of me talking about Dalia, and have been waiting to find out more about Dalia and her finger, you'll have to wait a little longer. Apparently the finger that was cut is healing and there's really nothing much to be talked about.

I say we get a petition going around to get Dalia to cut herself again. What do you say?

Dalia's Finger Licking Good

I know how some of you are sick of me talking about Dalia. But for crying out loud, look at Dalia's cut finger here. I can't even tell how bad is the cut from this angle. Can you?

NOTE: I don't think it is fair to call somebody's finger a chicken leg just because it shows up on a cutting board.

What Are We Going To Do With Dalia?

Dalia cut herself today. But unfortunately you have probably cut yourself many times before, so I am not going to tell you how exactly Dalia cut herself today, and how she managed to stop herself from bleeding to death. And also because It will be more fun watching naked people making out over the internet than than me going over it again what you have probably experienced 89 times.

I like Dalia, but we can't talk about her every time she cuts her finger. We need heroes who have strength, PR skills, intelligence and possibly know a bit of carpentry. Certainly, the lack of heroes in the stories is what causing this blog to appear frozen like.

Maybe it is time to bring in another somebody to bring this blog to another level. Or maybe we should just watch porn.