Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Internet Scam from A Prince of Nowhere


Dear friend,

I am the prince of a place where I can not yet reveal. I write you in need of your help in urgent. The place where I live was taken over by some very bad people. The situation is desperate. Everything is destroyed. Yes, everything. The palace, the nuclear power plant & my frail nobility. Me and my people have been forced to hide in an awful underpass. We are living with no cable TV, and the toilet has not been flushed in 2 days. The princess is days from dying without cable TV. And apparently my father just lost his job as a king.

I need your help immediately. I doubt you can send a troop to blow up the enemy's camp. But wait, I just received a text message from my dead uncle saying that I just inherited a very big amount of money. I would claim the money myself if I wasn't stuck in this underpass. If you can help us, I might be able to split the money with you.

The transaction will be 100 percent safe. I am a wealthy prince, and I assure you that I am also very good looking. So please, get the money transferred as soon as you can and we can all go back to our normal life. There is also an outside chance I might buy an island for your mother.

Your most sincerely

Prince