Thursday, July 02, 2009

A Love Story for Feature Film Adaptation



There's this cute girl. How cute? On a human level? Average, I suppose. Just average? Fine, she has big tits if that's all you want. Well, this cute girl falls in love with a cashier at Cold Storage called Billy. Is he cute? Glad you ask. He is the most good looking person in Cold Storage. One day our girl sees Billy for the first time. "What a beautiful feeling" she says. To who? Her friend, Belinda. Is she cute? Well, I am not too sure. Honestly? I think she's hot. And she is always not wearing her underwear.

"I haven't got this feeling for anyone before" says our girl. Belinda sulks.

Our girl spends the rest of the middle story trying to get Billy's attention. She tries to make conversation with Billy. "How much" she says. "24.60" says Billy. And Belinda will sulk. She is so good at sulking.

One time, it is Billy's birthday. Our girl tries searching the perfect present for Billy. She couldn't figure what to get for Billy. "Give him your virginity" Belinda whispers into the girl's ear.

In the end, our girl could not give Billy what she wanted to give. Why? It can't work out. But why? Because she realizes that they both have to move on. What? Yes, she's serious. What kind of ending is this? I think there are enough parts to keep us happy in the story and a happy ending would have been an anti climax. And it is a good ending because it keeps you questioning.

Fine, what about Belinda? She is so hot that she has to be frozen. What does this story tell us? You can't save someone from being out of control if you are out of control yourself.

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