There Was This Guy Who Felt He Had An Foreign Object In His Eyes

There was this guy, I think his name is Jamie, who felt that he had an foreign object in his eyes. Jamie didn’t like it and thought he should do something about it. At the beginning, he thought that he could just write something about it since he had a pen and a piece of paper in which he had not known what to do with for a long period of time.

It took him an awful long time to write. Why? Because there was this guy, I don’t think I know his name, who text Jamie over and over again on his cell telling him how helpless he was, and how tough it was to unlock the second lower deck on the closet, and how he had been able to locked it before and how he has had put the camera in, and how expensive the camera was, in which he really could have just called on the phone.

The text came really slow one after another, and so the foreign object that Jamie felt he had in his eyes started moving. Jamie looked like he had been crying for days. Both Jamie’s eyes were red and swollen, but he could not recalled any moment that he had cried. Jamie got really worried and insulted the phone before he smashed the keypad with his palm twice.

Jamie then went to the internet and took a test called ‘Why do I feel like I have foreign object in my eyes?’ It was created by American Optometric Association.

These were the questions:

1. Do you have itchy, red, swollen, watery eyes or eyelids? Yes or No.
2. Did the symptoms start in both eyes at the same time? Yes or No.
3. Do you experience the symptoms during just the spring or summer months? Yes or No.
4. Do you have any of the above symptoms throughout the year? Yes or No.
5. Do you have a sensitivity to light, thicker eye discharge, or are your eyelids glued shut when you wake? Yes or No.

Jamie hit the ‘submit’ button after he had answered the questions.

'You may have the infectious type, commonly called ‘pink eyes’. It cannot be treated by antibiotics. It has to be fought off by the body immune system. A good way to treat it is to find out what the cause is, and avoid it. Thank You for taking the test.' said the computer.

Please send your letter to God as Jamie is now fighting off the virus using the body immune system that barely functions. If you happened to know the cause of Jamie’s unfortunate condition, you may also text him. He can be reached at +6012 – 7040360.