Monday, November 28, 2005

You Are The Only One Who Can Make Melissa Feels Good About Herself

Melissa is a cat. She has not felt good about herself lately. She is tired of life. She felt pain on her chest, as if an elephant just sat on her. But why? She couldn’t say. Some say she wants to spend more time alone.

She has perhaps spent too much of her time with her owner, an Ice Cream Scooper who can’t find work.

She used to find him cute, but now she finds it hard to be stimulated in front of his cuteness.

Tonight, at this moment, Melissa is starring out of the window. She prays that when the sun rises, the owner will be at work. She has been praying that for the past 16 years. It never came true.

If you happen to see a cat starring out of the window, please pray with her. Or if she managed to break the window and run away, please don’t give her owner a call. He can be reached at +6012 719 2589. But don’t call the owner, I think his name is Frank. That’s the only way Melissa can feel good about herself.

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